One Afternoon, Jack Johnson was cleaning his babie's ears from extinction with the help of his wife, Juliet Johnson. Once they were done, they decided to make a cake. it exploded. The explosion sounded through the air like a vibrating cup sound. Suddenly, they heard a smash coming from downstairs. they sprinted downstairs hystericaly, to check what it was. there was a window smash in the living room and in the middle of the floor, there was a small dart with black aids coming out of it. Jack picked up the dart, Lit it on fire, and threw it at an oncoming cougar. the cougar exploded instantly. but then was reincarnated because its death was not meant to happen in real life, not in the games. So it wandered away as though nothing happened.

The next day, Baby Johnson was eating soap until Juliet Johnson saw it, and then they had a feast! of soap! and Jack Johnson joined in. While Jack was eating, he noticed something black on his hand. It was Black Aids! =O it seemed to have followed him from down the street! "Damn those co-workers!..sending those things after me, trying to kill me, to get my work-money." "it's ok honey, you could always get another job" said Juliet. "You're right honey, i know just what to do..."

Next Morning, Juliet came down for breakfast and couldn't find Jack. She hadn't woken up next to him. This hadn't happend since they were 5! So she poured herself some Mini-Weats with marshmellows in them, with a 1/69 chance of winning a marshmellow vehicle!!! she prayed that she would win the marshmellow vehicle, they had no car! no bike, no tricycle! and no tree trunk seeds! Yahtzee was their only game...or was it scrabble? i can't remember. So she opened it, and didn't win. Oh well,

Juliet turned on the TV and went to Channel 23 news, and saw Jack Johnson saving two mexican/african/asian children from the Ashfalt monster. then he said, "don't play with knives!!! you might hurt yourself!" then the Asian swat team showed up and said "Hey he's dressed up! let's shoot him! he must be evil, why else would he be dressed up" so they shot at him. but they missed all the shots, except for one that hit him in the one leg bone. "ouch!" he cried. but he the nrealized, that he was a super hero and he could do anything. so he ripped of his leg, and examined it closely, by scrutonizing it scientificly. then he managed to steal an elephant tusk, from a live elephant to dig out the bullet. then he popped the leg back on him self. Then he went home.

He forgot his key. so he rang the doorbell. Juliet appeared naked to answer the door. "Honey!" she cried "What were you doing on the news!!!? you could have died!" then jack was like "hold on hold on hold on, lets close the door so i can keep you as my slave. now go do my bidding, love you!"