Ratchet went swimming with Shadow on an ironing board during the third world war because he felt like it and a heated argument arose which caused an avalanche, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as he nearly gave up all hope he got kidnapped and tortured to death.

Ratchet trying to tell the story: Ratchet went swimming with plastic bombs and as he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and a heated argument arose which caused an ironing board during the third world war because he felt like it and tortured to death Ratchet went around killing rats with plastic bombs and tortured to death...

The Pretty Boy

10 minutes ago in my backyard, a tall boy named Freddy was walking along, minding his own business. Freddy looked and dressed like Elvis Presley. Suddenly, he saw Bevis, who was fat and looked a little like Adolf Hitler. Bevis proceeded to steal a pretty boy's purse. The boy's name was Cool Cat.

"Stop, you idiot!" Freddy yelled out. But Bevis started to run away.

Freddy chased Bevis for 3 miles. Bevis could run fast and seemed to be getting away. But then in a final great effort, Freddy stopped at McDonald's to get extra energy and surprisingly caught the scoundrel!

Cool Cat was so happy, that he jumped with joy.

Thus ends a good story.

Brashik

Shadow fought his enemy: Ratchet under the bed and got banished from the country in a sad mood and all hell broke loose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the canyon and while wearing his lucky backpack he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold. The Brashik community was never the same after that.