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This is where i Will be putting things into a English to Japenese Translator, and then translating it back. The result will make you FOOYCROTFLYBWBOOLIP(Fall out of your chair rolling on the floor laughing your bad wording bum off out loud in public)

If you have a request of something to be translated, then email it to flarant@hotmail.com. It must be 1-3 Sentences(yes, 3 is the maximum) and all the words must be spelled well! Here's the 5 of this Week

"I Had yogurt yesterday, it was nice, and strawberry flavored! it was very yummy but i ran out"
Result:I yesterday a/the yogurt have be wonderful, although strawberry color attaches taste and was very delicious I run outside went out

"I was playing Grand theft Auto: San Andreas yesterday, and this stupid cop, decides to park his car in my garage while chasing me. his car was about to blow up in my garage, which would blow up the cop car i had in there earlier. i saved just in time."
Result: I am playing and determine that a magnificent theft automobile: yesterday's サン Andreas and this foolish policeman park his car in my garage while chasing me. With) (I explode the policeman car that had with that earlier the garage which the car came close to exploding I am among just and saved.

"Did you know that bacon is just smoked pork? Oh my god twenty-three!"
Result: As for you did you know that is the pork that the Bacon is just and be done ぶ? My God twenty-three oh!

"Have you ever stubbed your toe and it hurt so much? i have. I hate it when my little toe does that, because then i fall down yelling."
Result: Have you thrown a/the tiptoe heretofore and then ached so very much? I did so. 《主語なし》When it is small I hate that with to be and raise a/the loud voice and do it, because I faint

"Jesse once said it was time to mow the lawn at his house, but he's too lazy so he never did"
Result: 《主語なし》It never did so, with, it that said that he is too lazy, although ジェッシー was when cut the lawn of a/the house once

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